Obama = Bush?

I have a joke for you: When was the second time Michelle Obama was proud of her country? November 4, 2008. Why was she proud? Because her husband Barack Hussein Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States.

Unfortunately, this isn't a very funny joke because we're going to have to deal with 4 years of Obama (please don't re-elect him, people!).

Since Obama won he must be super excited about bringing the "change" he promised us during the campaign to the White House. Is he going to deliver on his promise of change? Likely. Is it going to be the change that most people bargained for? Probably not.

So while Obama is the winner because he beat John McCain in the election, we the people are all losers because for the next 4 years we're going to deal with an "Obama Nation" (for people who are slow at word games, "Obama Nation" is the equivalent of "abomination").

Apparently voters in swing-states didn't mind Obama's palling around with Jeremiah Wright or Will Ayers. After all, the American people are clamoring for higher taxes, big government, a horrible foreign policy, gay marriage, and more food so we can all become fat and sue fast food restaurants like lazy people do. These wants are apparently more important than the fact that Obama is associated with many, many shady characters.

Republicans lost this presidential election for one reason and one reason only: the media had an unprotected love relationship with Barack Hussein Obama. Sure there are other factors, but I wouldn't call them big enough to be "reasons."

Why did the media love Obama so much? Because they hate George Bush and everything that he has come in contact with during his presidency.

But was it really worth voting for Obama just because Bush wasn't the "best" president we've ever had? I've personally said no from the very beginning, and two years from now the majority of America will be singing my same tune.

We Republicans keep trying to advise Democrats to stop being vicious and crazy, but they will never listen to us. So why should we take their advice to respect Obama? I mean, seriously. If you say even one word against B. Hussein Obama's around his supporters, they automatically tell you to respect him!

Respect? Ha! How dare Democrats tell us Republicans to respect their President!

In the spirit of fulfilling their wish, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.

Thus, Obama = Bush.

This is payback in its greatest form! The Rebellion has already begun.